Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

{ Jeff Labar }

The band was suppost to be spitting out ideas for the new record this evening at tom's. but tom and eric thought it would be a good idea to drive down to the studio to pick up some old demos. eric suggested they would give us ideas.

So, wail i waited for them to return, i sat on the couch with kayla and fred watching "who wants to be a millionaire?" fred and kayla got pretty carried away with the game. "shh! listen to the question!" kayla yelled. "who was the main character in 'the outsiders' by s.e hinton?" what kind of question was that? who the fuck would know the awnser? "its B! its ponyboy!" kayla yelled, so excited i thought she would burst out of her skin. "no way! its soda pop! its A!" fred argued. "no! its B! watch!" why didnt i go with tom and eric again? "no! pick B! dumbass!" kayla yelled to the television. i realllyyy regret not tagging along with tom and eric. "its A!" fred yelled. the contestand plugged in her final awnser, A. "see! shes going to get it right! its not to late to change your awnser, kayla." "no! its B!" kayla stuck by her awnser. "and the awnser is..." i could see the intensity in their eyes as they waited for the awnser. the susption killed them! fred seemed like he was hanging on the edge of his seat. "B! sorry, you got it wrong." kayla through up her arms "yes! in your face! your wrong! i'm right!" fred laughed "what is the point of this dumb show?" i asked. fred awnsered with "its fun!" oh sure, screaming letters at eachother is "fun"? "if i was on that show, i would win a million dollars.." kayla said. no offense, but i really dont think kayla would get that far. maybe to the 10,000 mark, i'll give her that.