Dream Warriors

They say Dream Catchers capture your bad dreams while letting good dreams slip on by. Bad dreams become entangled among the Sinew thread and good dreams slip through the center hole.
It seemed to me that the Native Americans were onto something. i thought it was a brilliant idea. to bad reality doesn't work that way. if only my horrid dreams would disappear through contact with Sinew thread. imagine all the admirable fantasy's that i would be obtaining. No more nightmares about the zombie Apocalypse. no more nightmares about French and German dictators arguing over how to kill innocent people in the kiwnbka tribe in Africa.
I really do hope the Native Americans were right about this contraption. if not, i wasted twenty bucks...