Kitty, Kitty

( I am going to try something a bit different. This format is going to be used for TEXTING )
K= kayla
F= Fred

F: KAYLA! THIS IS URGENT!
K: oh my god, whats wrong freddie?!
F: NO MORE DAMN POPTARTS!
K: ....really, freddie? thats it?
F: and i'm pregnaunt
K: awww congrats! lucky bastard, i'm jealous!
F: ....uh, dont be! it's a siamese thing.
K: its a what? oh well. sooo, how are you doin'?
F: Terriable. no poptarts or kitty cats.
K: awww my poor baby!
F: I KNOW! better not let tom know you called me baby
K: i meant baby as in a kid.. you know, cuz you're the youngest
F: oh, really? ;) well i know your a horny sphynx, so i know you meant it.
K: oh, did i?
F: yes. i know it, sex kitten.
K: hahahahaha i dont even remember why you call me that
F: because your a wild cat!
K: hahahaha why, thank you?
F: your welcome! i know you think i'm a crazy beast in bed too
K: is that what we're talking about now? sex?
F: i do believe so. was it good for you?
K: of course!
F: good. we need to do that again some time.
K: what??
F: you know... if you and tom break up.. not NOW
K: right...
F: sorry about that..
K: no, no. its cool. sooo whatcha doin'?
F: watchin some dumb movie with the guys. this girl is getting raped by her boyfriend.
K: wow, intense
F: she just killed him. hahaha just sat there and went "DAYUM!"
K: hahaha aww he's tooooo cute!
F: ....is NOT! i'm cuter!
K: aww jealouse freddie? well, sounds like a night well spent, eh?
F: yeah, i guess. it would have been better if you were here.
K: why is that?
F: cuz. i gotta go now, the guys are being jerks.
K: what? noooo
F: bye poptart kitty