T: ERIC! WHO IS ON TOP WHEN YOU HAVE SEX?!
E: what??
T: awnser it! are you on top, or is Cheyenne?
E: me, DUH!
T: good! that's what i thought! now, how often is Chey on top?
E: I don't think she ever has...
T: like once in a blue moon, right?
E: no... why do you ask?
T: okay, like, once a week she should be on top. but Kayla thinks she's always gonna be on top! and i called her my bitch.
E: Hahahahahhahahahaha you did it? how did it go? and your never on top? okay, we have more problems then the crying deal....
T: I KNOW!! so not fair! she acts like it's weird. and nothing.. she thought it was a sex joke.
E: Hahahaha acts like it's weird? maybe your doing something wrong...see, i told you she wouldn't be mad if you called her your bitch.
T: NO! i'm good in the sack! okay, does she give you oral more than you give her?
E: Hahahahaha sure you are Tom. and yes, she does. i prefer to recieve oral rather than give it.
T: I am! and good! theres only a few things i'll do! and that doesn't include more oral. hmph.
E: what are you talking about?
T: nevermind. god, i gotta shape up! be a man.
E: you do!! but really, what are you talking about?
T: the fact that Kayla think's she's dominant in the bedroom!
E: well, from what i'm hearing, she is..
T: NO! NOT ANY MORE! how did you become dominant?
E: not anymore? i was BORN dominant. i'm a DUDE. you would be to if you would learn to tell Kayla no.
T: right! and i will! but you gotta teach me a few things...
E: like what?
T: who starts phone sex?
E: the guy does, DUH!
T: okay, i got it. tell me more.
E: well, what else do you wanna know? and btw, IF your gonna do phone sex, YOU may want to figure out what your gonna say before hand..
T: like? what have you done?
E: i havn't done it actually. it's not my thing.
T: then how would you know?
E: cuz! i see those aerosmith videos!
T: you need experience just as much as me.
E: you will be fine! it's not that hard! what else?
T: uh... what else do i need to know?
E: i dunno. what other issues do you have in your sex life?
T:... like, foreplay. i lost my touch.
E:... what do you mean? how can you loose your touch on that? do you just kiss her and go into it?
T: latley...
E: why?? what is wrong with you?!?!
T: what do YOU do?
E: just whatever. i think you need to see a doctor...
T: whatever? what is whatever?!?!
E: i dont know. sorta comes natural. if you think about it to much, your gonna end up being stiff and awkward.
T: right...
E: what? tom, you need fucking TRAINING! just, try phone sex, okay?
T: with YOU???
E: Nooo! with Kayla! wtf?!?! come on man, get your head in the game!!
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