{ Jeff Labar }
" In 1985 i was dating Amber, a wild blond mama who later married one of the guys in Blue Oyster Cult. she was feral and perpetually aroused. She would have at it with herself and me in the back seat of Eric's crappy vista cruiser.
There was a birthday party for my friend Jake at a local bar. Tom and his girlfriend Kayla were there and at one point Kayla came over to Tom and me and said, "You're not going to believe this, but Jeff's girlfriend, Amber, is flashing her cooha in front of everybody." i said, "what the hell are you talking about?" she said, "yeah, she's walking around with her dress up, and she's flashing her fish kitten in every body's face." i couldn't believe it. i went over and confronted Amber. she flat out denied it. Amber called kayla out. the "fuck you's" were flying back and forth.
I was so angry that Amber flashed.. when here i am, humping Eric's monitor during "shake me" every night.. "
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