❈ Basket Case ❈

i let fred take a shower in my house today. he came over this morning telling me the story of how his shower fell through the floor in the bathroom. i didnt understand how that was possiable, but leave it up to freddie to figure it out. tom was at the studio finishing up some tracks. so i didnt see a problem with fred using our shower for a quick second. he used the shower in our master bathroom. i layed on the bed going threw some mail. fred came out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his waist. his chest was glistening. his wood anicent symbol necklace layed on his bare chest. because im married to tom, i wouldnt say that i was STARRING, i was merely observing that a naked man was standing before me. "fred, where are your clothes?" he shook his hair out "i forgot to bring them... do you think i can borrow some from tom? i'll bring them back tommorow! i promise! i'll even wash them... maybe.." "yeah yeah. just get something out of the closet right there." he opened the closet door and looked around for the light switch. "uhh kayla, where is the light?" "you see that basket in the middle of the closet? full of clothes?" "yeah.." "well stand on that. and twist the lighbulb to the left." "your kidding me right... you want me to stand on that basket, and turn on the lightbulb?" "yes.." i took my attension away from fred and consintrated back on the pile of mail i had scattered across my bed. the next thing i know, i hear the closet door slam open and fred fall out on the floor! the basket flew out of the closet, and clothes spilt out all over the floor. fred's towel was laying ontop of the basket. my attension was now brought to a fully naked, dripping wet, man laying on my floor. fred jumped up and laughed at himself. when he relized me starring me at him, he figured out that his towel feel off. the look on his face as he searched the clothes pile for his towel was PRICELESS! as i died of laughter, freddie died of embarassment. when he found his towel he wrapped it back around his waist. "im just.. i'll be back!" fred left the room. i swear.. SOMETIMES...