❈ Story Time ❈

fred: so, once upon a time, in a magical kingdom far far away, there lived the greatest prince warrior GOD named Prince Fredicus. All the women loved him. But he only had eyes for ONE! Princess....princess ditzemia! now, she was the most beauitifly eligable lady wife all around! and Fredicus KNEW he had to have her! He went to her castle, shouting "OI DITEMIA!!I LOVE YOU!!!" and she loved him too! so they had a huge, fantastic wedding, and even invited her exs so they could bathe in jelaousy.so they were happy. OR SO THEY THOUGHT!!! the evil witch warlock tomm....athon...ly was JELAOUS of their perfect life together! so he plooted an evil plan to destroy their love!thats what frdicus thought too! BUT HE WAS TOO LATE!!! Ditzemia was.....DEAD!!!Tommathonly has destoryed her with his evil black magic!And there was nothing Fredicus could do!So he sat there, crying over his lost love when ALL OF A SUDDEN!!!A MAGIC FAIRY CALLED.... uh......Erica took out her magic wand and brought Ditzemia BACK!Her and Fredicus hugged and they mocved into his castle that had a cable TV. And they lived happily ever after